Total Medals Earned: 383 (From 76 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,620 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (200/200 points)
Beat Level 39
Beat Level 8.
Beat Level 3.
Beat Level 22
Beat Level 26
Beat Level 31.
Beat Level 33...
Medals Earned: 6/10 (225/500 points)
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met an elephant.
(twizz'ed fire farta)
Unlimited Gas!!1
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
1/2 of all stars collected.
found and touched the secret elephant!
all stars collected.
Medals Earned: 6/23 (30/245 points)
Who needs dignity? ...and clean clothes?
Win your first fight.
Start playing.
Knock down a punching bag.
Make a poor decision in an alleyway.
Have a beer at the Pub.
Face a level 100 enemy.
Buy your first shield.
Buy a new coat of paint.
Win a gamble at the sledge races.
Reach level 5.
Level up for the first time.
Do some sick dance moves.
Buy your first sword.
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Reach level 10.
Reach level 15.
Buy the best shield.
Talk to the fountain spirit.
Reach level 20.
You must be so over this by now.
Buy the best sword.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (35/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
View the HowTo
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 4/7 (55/185 points)
Beat the helicopter boss.
Kill 100 enemies.
Have 50 or more bullets at any given time.
Beat the game.
Die 50 times
Beat the game with 5 or less deaths.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 3/18 (40/490 points)
Successfully find the full beard!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.